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Name: Zetsu
Age: Unknown
Village: Grass
Favorite color: Green
Least favorite color: Brown, it means all of the flowers are dead
Favorite movie: Corpse Bride
Favorite food: Raw meat, more specific corpses
Least favorite food: Vegetables of any kind
Favorite animal: bees for pollination
Pet Peeve: getting fed weed killer by Tobi
Favorite band: Rammstein
Favorite cartoon: I'm outside most of the time, do you really think I have time to watch cartoons? *grumbles* Fine Courage the Cowardly Dog...
Secret fear: Running out of food and dying by weedkiller
Hobbies(besides the norm); Gardening and talking to myself
Favorite book: 1001 Ways to Grow Carnivorous Plants
High School yearbook description: Most likely to lose in an argument with himself
Age: Unknown
Village: Grass
Favorite color: Green
Least favorite color: Brown, it means all of the flowers are dead
Favorite movie: Corpse Bride
Favorite food: Raw meat, more specific corpses
Least favorite food: Vegetables of any kind
Favorite animal: bees for pollination
Pet Peeve: getting fed weed killer by Tobi
Favorite band: Rammstein
Favorite cartoon: I'm outside most of the time, do you really think I have time to watch cartoons? *grumbles* Fine Courage the Cowardly Dog...
Secret fear: Running out of food and dying by weedkiller
Hobbies(besides the norm); Gardening and talking to myself
Favorite book: 1001 Ways to Grow Carnivorous Plants
High School yearbook description: Most likely to lose in an argument with himself
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50 Ways To Annoy The Akatsuki
1~ During a meeting, make strange noises. When the members look over at you, stop and look around like you're interested in the meeting place.
2~ Replace all their cloaks with frilly pink dresses. When they ask you where the cloaks went tell them you gave them to charity.
3~ Poor water on Zetsu's head, when he gets angry or asks you why tell him you think he looks like he needs a drink.
4~ Ask Sasori why he enjoys playing with dolls so much and when he tells you they're not dolls say "that isn't the excuse they gave.." and walk away.
5~ Pull on Deidara or Itachi's ponytail yelling "DING DONG!!" Then run away.
6~ Tell Hidan Jashin-sama ha
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50 Ways to Piss off Hidan
1. Tell him Jesus loves him. Constantly
2. Call his god “Jasmin”
3. Ask where he got the purple contacts
4. Start one of those jars where a person has to put in a nickel every time they curse
5. Have Kakuzu monitor the jar (you know he will ^^)
6. Ask if you can borrow his necklace
7. Write “____ was here” on his scythe
8. Blame Deidara for it
9. Send him sex notes
10. Say they’re from Zetsu
11. Tell him he takes being emo to the extreme
12. Dress up as an emo and greet him as your brethren
13. Suggest that the two of you cut your wrists together
14. Laugh when his head gets cut off
15. Ask why the hell
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50 Ways to Piss Off Kisame
1. Take him to the aquarium
2. Say you saw his mother there
3. Eat sushi in front of him. Loudly and voiolently.
4. Get sick, cough on him until he catches a cold
5. Feed him shark fin soup *while he's too sick to smell it*
6. Tell him Itachi's leaving him for Tobi
7. Ask if he and Itachi wear matching nailpolish because they're lovers
8. Show him KisaIta
9. Ask if he's REALLY seme
10. Say his sword looks like a giant tampon
11. Ask what the POINT is of wrapping up his blade
12. Ask if his sword is so ridiculously huge because he's compensating for something
13. When he walks into the room, play "Jaws"
14. When he walks into the
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And for the rest of you: You do realize you're behind now, don't you, un? <_V
And for the rest of you: You do realize you're behind now, don't you, un? <_V
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