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Kisame's P.O.V

Hello my name is Kisame Hoshigaki, I was walking outside the other day and as I was enjoying the quiet morning I heard a loud explosion. I figured it must have been Deidara but to my surprise it wasn’t for I soon saw Itachi fighting someone (or it appeared the fight was already over). That’s when I noticed Sasuke Uchiha across a clearing; I was about to reach for my sword when Itachi stopped me. He told me that it was pointless and that Sasuke was going to die anyway. I stared at him questioningly, but then I figured Itachi was going to dispose of the little brat himself. I watched intensely as the two engaged in a genjutsu battle. They just stood there for a few seconds then the brat fell. I watched Itachi stagger but regain his composure. I small, evil grin spreads across Itachi’s face. I just scratched my head wondering what the Uchiha was smiling about. Then it hit me as Sasuke looked up at Itachi; a very beat red blush across his face. Then the brat yelled, “HOW COULD YOU SUGEST THAT OROCHIMARU DID THAT!!??” That’s when I started laughing; I tried my best to stop but the images running through my mind were too much to handle!! I mean…I knew Orochimaru tried to take Itachi’s & Sasuke’s bodies, but I never knew he did THAT to Sasuke’s! X3 Right now, writing this is unbearable. My whole body is stiff from trying to not laugh! Anywho, Itachi finally spoke and said, “Why Sasuke, we all know what he did to you…even the poor Kyubi boy knows.” I could tell Sasuke was angry cuz the guy looked like a friken tomato! Itachi had hit his mark, like he always did. The brat lunged at Itachi but he dodged it and countered. For several minutes I watched them duke it out as I sat there sipping on some ramane and eating strawberry pocky. I was slightly intrigued by the brother’s fight, but I knew in my mind that it was quite obvious that Itachi would win.
After a good thirty minutes the fight ended and Itachi won leaving Sasuke in a dead like state. As we walked back to the hideout I asked him why he left the brat alive. Itachi just smiled a small smile and said, “Because he is my entertainment…he makes me feel…humorous, plus I get to torture his puny little mind.”
Whoa! Did I just here the infamously quiet, calm, and sharp minded Itachi Uchiha say that he felt humorous!? I shook my head like a dog trying to forget it. “Sorry I asked,” I reply sarcastically. He eye’s me suspiciously then asks sternly, “Are you being sarcastic with me Kisame?” It felt like those red eyes of his were staring into my friken soul!! It was uber scary! I swallowed dryly and said nervously, “Uh…no! No Itachi-san! Why would I be sarcastic with yo-“He suddenly started chuckling, then said, “Kisame…I was joking, jeez.” This was another first for me; Itachi Uchiha telling a joke? Awkward to say the least; I just laughed a little, and then we reached the base…I was rejoicing in my mind. I was sooooo happy I was getting away from this weird experience. And as I scurried off to my room I swear I could hear Deidara ask, “Why’s Itachi-kun smiling, un?”
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This is Kisame-sans entry for the Sasukes b-day contest :). lulz funny stuff kisame; funny stuffz :meow:

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