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Kisame's P.O.V
Hello my name is Kisame Hoshigaki, I was walking outside the other day and as I was enjoying the quiet morning I heard a loud explosion. I figured it must have been Deidara but to my surprise it wasn’t for I soon saw Itachi fighting someone (or it appeared the fight was already over). That’s when I noticed Sasuke Uchiha across a clearing; I was about to reach for my sword when Itachi stopped me. He told me that it was pointless and that Sasuke was going to die anyway. I stared at him questioningly, but then I figured Itachi was going to dispose of the little brat himself. I watched intensely as the two engaged in a genjutsu battle. They just stood there for a few seconds then the brat fell. I watched Itachi stagger but regain his composure. I small, evil grin spreads across Itachi’s face. I just scratched my head wondering what the Uchiha was smiling about. Then it hit me as Sasuke looked up at Itachi; a very beat red blush across his face. Then the brat yelled, “HOW COULD YOU SUGEST THAT OROCHIMARU DID THAT!!??” That’s when I started laughing; I tried my best to stop but the images running through my mind were too much to handle!! I mean…I knew Orochimaru tried to take Itachi’s & Sasuke’s bodies, but I never knew he did THAT to Sasuke’s! X3 Right now, writing this is unbearable. My whole body is stiff from trying to not laugh! Anywho, Itachi finally spoke and said, “Why Sasuke, we all know what he did to you…even the poor Kyubi boy knows.” I could tell Sasuke was angry cuz the guy looked like a friken tomato! Itachi had hit his mark, like he always did. The brat lunged at Itachi but he dodged it and countered. For several minutes I watched them duke it out as I sat there sipping on some ramane and eating strawberry pocky. I was slightly intrigued by the brother’s fight, but I knew in my mind that it was quite obvious that Itachi would win.
After a good thirty minutes the fight ended and Itachi won leaving Sasuke in a dead like state. As we walked back to the hideout I asked him why he left the brat alive. Itachi just smiled a small smile and said, “Because he is my entertainment…he makes me feel…humorous, plus I get to torture his puny little mind.”
Whoa! Did I just here the infamously quiet, calm, and sharp minded Itachi Uchiha say that he felt humorous!? I shook my head like a dog trying to forget it. “Sorry I asked,” I reply sarcastically. He eye’s me suspiciously then asks sternly, “Are you being sarcastic with me Kisame?” It felt like those red eyes of his were staring into my friken soul!! It was uber scary! I swallowed dryly and said nervously, “Uh…no! No Itachi-san! Why would I be sarcastic with yo-“He suddenly started chuckling, then said, “Kisame…I was joking, jeez.” This was another first for me; Itachi Uchiha telling a joke? Awkward to say the least; I just laughed a little, and then we reached the base…I was rejoicing in my mind. I was sooooo happy I was getting away from this weird experience. And as I scurried off to my room I swear I could hear Deidara ask, “Why’s Itachi-kun smiling, un?”
Hello my name is Kisame Hoshigaki, I was walking outside the other day and as I was enjoying the quiet morning I heard a loud explosion. I figured it must have been Deidara but to my surprise it wasn’t for I soon saw Itachi fighting someone (or it appeared the fight was already over). That’s when I noticed Sasuke Uchiha across a clearing; I was about to reach for my sword when Itachi stopped me. He told me that it was pointless and that Sasuke was going to die anyway. I stared at him questioningly, but then I figured Itachi was going to dispose of the little brat himself. I watched intensely as the two engaged in a genjutsu battle. They just stood there for a few seconds then the brat fell. I watched Itachi stagger but regain his composure. I small, evil grin spreads across Itachi’s face. I just scratched my head wondering what the Uchiha was smiling about. Then it hit me as Sasuke looked up at Itachi; a very beat red blush across his face. Then the brat yelled, “HOW COULD YOU SUGEST THAT OROCHIMARU DID THAT!!??” That’s when I started laughing; I tried my best to stop but the images running through my mind were too much to handle!! I mean…I knew Orochimaru tried to take Itachi’s & Sasuke’s bodies, but I never knew he did THAT to Sasuke’s! X3 Right now, writing this is unbearable. My whole body is stiff from trying to not laugh! Anywho, Itachi finally spoke and said, “Why Sasuke, we all know what he did to you…even the poor Kyubi boy knows.” I could tell Sasuke was angry cuz the guy looked like a friken tomato! Itachi had hit his mark, like he always did. The brat lunged at Itachi but he dodged it and countered. For several minutes I watched them duke it out as I sat there sipping on some ramane and eating strawberry pocky. I was slightly intrigued by the brother’s fight, but I knew in my mind that it was quite obvious that Itachi would win.
After a good thirty minutes the fight ended and Itachi won leaving Sasuke in a dead like state. As we walked back to the hideout I asked him why he left the brat alive. Itachi just smiled a small smile and said, “Because he is my entertainment…he makes me feel…humorous, plus I get to torture his puny little mind.”
Whoa! Did I just here the infamously quiet, calm, and sharp minded Itachi Uchiha say that he felt humorous!? I shook my head like a dog trying to forget it. “Sorry I asked,” I reply sarcastically. He eye’s me suspiciously then asks sternly, “Are you being sarcastic with me Kisame?” It felt like those red eyes of his were staring into my friken soul!! It was uber scary! I swallowed dryly and said nervously, “Uh…no! No Itachi-san! Why would I be sarcastic with yo-“He suddenly started chuckling, then said, “Kisame…I was joking, jeez.” This was another first for me; Itachi Uchiha telling a joke? Awkward to say the least; I just laughed a little, and then we reached the base…I was rejoicing in my mind. I was sooooo happy I was getting away from this weird experience. And as I scurried off to my room I swear I could hear Deidara ask, “Why’s Itachi-kun smiling, un?”
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50 Ways to Piss Off Kisame
1. Take him to the aquarium
2. Say you saw his mother there
3. Eat sushi in front of him. Loudly and voiolently.
4. Get sick, cough on him until he catches a cold
5. Feed him shark fin soup *while he's too sick to smell it*
6. Tell him Itachi's leaving him for Tobi
7. Ask if he and Itachi wear matching nailpolish because they're lovers
8. Show him KisaIta
9. Ask if he's REALLY seme
10. Say his sword looks like a giant tampon
11. Ask what the POINT is of wrapping up his blade
12. Ask if his sword is so ridiculously huge because he's compensating for something
13. When he walks into the room, play "Jaws"
14. When he walks into the
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Akatsuki Meme.
Akatsuki meme.
List all Akatsuki members randomly.
1. Tobi
2. Kisame
3. Pein
4. Hidan
5. Deidara
6. Itachi
7. Orochimaru
8. Konan
9. Zetsu
10. Sasori
11. Kakuzu
12. Sasuke
1) Six (Itachi) is having a birthday party. What does eleven (Kakuzu) get them?
Kakuzu: *hands over a box that isn't even wrapped*
Itachi: Hn. *opens the unwrapped box and stares at the one sock laying at the bottom*
Kakuzu: Happy Birthday. *walks away*
2) Is four (Hidan) popular with the opposite gender?
Hidan: Of course I'm popular with the ladies! It's all in the hair. *smoothes hair back*
3) What would happen if twelve (Sasuke) and eight (Kon
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50 Ways to Piss off Hidan
1. Tell him Jesus loves him. Constantly
2. Call his god Jasmin
3. Ask where he got the purple contacts
4. Start one of those jars where a person has to put in a nickel every time they curse
5. Have Kakuzu monitor the jar (you know he will ^^)
6. Ask if you can borrow his necklace
7. Write ____ was here on his scythe
8. Blame Deidara for it
9. Send him sex notes
10. Say theyre from Zetsu
11. Tell him he takes being emo to the extreme
12. Dress up as an emo and greet him as your brethren
13. Suggest that the two of you cut your wrists together
14. Laugh when his head gets cut off
15. Ask why the hell
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This is Kisame-sans entry for the Sasukes b-day contest . lulz funny stuff kisame; funny stuffz
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This is Kisame-sans entry for the Sasukes b-day contest . lulz funny stuff kisame; funny stuffz
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